It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
It is a law in Liverpool that you must tattoo your loved one’s name on your forehead within one week of falling in love. Fact.
Anonymous asked: why is your name spelled wrong?
I’m guessing you mean why is “squirel” not spelled correctly?
Squirel was actually my username from an old game called Xenimus… The name “squirrel” was already taken.
I kinda just kept my name after that since it was the most original thing my feeble mind could come up with.
In times of need you can create a microphone out of salt water taffy, coral and ice cubes. If done correctly, you can insert the coral and it makes the microphone usable in any plug. Fact.
butlerbookbinding asked: Where are you at in FFIV?
Right now I’m at nowhere because I deleted it off my phone WAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lesbians grow metal springs out of their back as they age. Once they hit their prime these springs bloom like flowers. This of course only occurs naturally and never if the springs are trimmed. Fact.